Bodily Functions……

“The average person passes gas 10 times a day, and even 20 daily toots is not deemed abnormal by the American College of Gastroenterology. Flatulence is the body’s natural way of getting rid of excess gas buildup in the intestines and bowel. The odor and noise may offend, but flatulence is a healthy bodily function, especially when you are following a nutritious diet that contains gas-producing foods such as beans, corn, broccoli, cabbage and onions. Sometimes, however, flatulence may indicate a more serious medical condition.”

At what point does flatulence become an issue and something that shouldn’t be shared with others?                                                                                                                                                          I wonder if its an offence to purposely break wind on someone?

My daughter went to visit “wankstains” last week (in fact shes actually there now) when she got home she was very sad about a numerous of things one in particular was her cries to come home were ignored 😦                                                                                                                       The next thing she was upset about was that her paternal grandfather purposely went over to her and farted on her ….. as i write this I have the biggest sick feeling inside me and anger, i know some will find it funny but my beautiful little girl shouldn’t be subject to someone being so gross. Is he that uneducated he couldn’t find something more appropriate to do with my daughter then fart on her?

All i know is my grandfather or even my own father have never once done it to me in all my 27 years (and i’m very thankful!)